omniscience

Texperts offer me three free questions (http://www.texperts.com/). Ask anything, the mobile phone service says. I try:

1. Q: Where can I get a good fake passport?
A: I'm sorry. We don't answer that sort of question.

2. Q. Which jurisdictions are least likely to co-operate with UK authorities?
A: Most countries in Africa and Asia have no extradition treaty.

3. Q. What's the most likely course of action against a detective sergeant considered too alcoholic to carry out their duties?
A: I'm sorry, we can't find any information on that subject. We have not charged you for this response.