Wednesday, 23 January 2008

omniscience

Texperts offer me three free questions (http://www.texperts.com/). Ask anything, the mobile phone service says. I try:

1. Q: Where can I get a good fake passport?
A: I'm sorry. We don't answer that sort of question.

2. Q. Which jurisdictions are least likely to co-operate with UK authorities?
A: Most countries in Africa and Asia have no extradition treaty.

3. Q. What's the most likely course of action against a detective sergeant considered too alcoholic to carry out their duties?
A: I'm sorry, we can't find any information on that subject. We have not charged you for this response.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Howdy - I'm Eric and I work for Texperts. Really pleased you've taken us up on the free questions offer. As you've discovered, there are some categories of questions that we can't answer for legal reasons. So for example, we can't offer medical or legal advice, or information that may tell people how break the law. However, unlike some of our competition, we won't charge you in these cases. We're not afraid of tough questions. Bring them on.

Thanks for using our service and best of luck in your quest to blog the financial apocalypse.

Cheers, Eric